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Remembering Samuel Nicholas

Every Marine knows the name of Samuel Nicholas, the Quaker businessman and farmer who was commissioned as the first officer of the Continental Marines back in 1775. For the rest of you, here’s an interesting article on the quiet and little-known ceremony that marks the founding of the Corps each November 10th. Semper fi, Major Nicholas.

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Who’s spamming me with Meijer ads?

I’ve noticed something over the last few days: many of the web pages I load now show Meijer ads in place of their “normal” banner ads. This seems unusual, given that Meijer is such a regional company. This might be a case of cookie-based ad targeting, or it might be Buckeye experimenting with deep packet inspection for ad insertion. I surely hope it’s the former, and not the latter.

Update: duh, I should have looked more carefully at the ads; they all say “Ads by Google” at the bottom. Mystery solved.

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The Basement

I grew up in Louisiana. In a state where people are buried above ground to keep their corpses from floating off, basements aren’t very common. My grandparents live in Alexandria, in the central part of the state. Their house had a basement, the entrance to which was a 3′ x 6′ trap door behind the wet bar. Entering the basement was always a big event. There were all sorts of wonderful things down there: mysterious jars of cannery products, stacks of yellowed old newspapers, piles of ancient National Geographic back issues, and so on. That’s what I thought a basement should be like: rare, mysterious, a little scary, but ultimately familiar.

When my parents moved to Perrysburg, the house they bought had a big unfinished basement. Dad quickly filled it with woodworking tools, a huge L-shaped workbench, and a small finished office stuffed with every kind of ham radio you can imagine. Many of the tools in the basement were familiar: there was the old red air compressor that I’d used for hundreds of hours while refinishing and repainting cars, and the ancient Zenith Transoceanic that we used to listen to the BBC and WWV while out at the fishing camp he built way down on the bayou. There was scrap wood, and an old dresser from my boyhood that had repurposed for component storage, and a bookshelf full of solvents and cleaners and various other hazards. In short, it was a familiar place for both of us, filled with things we understood and knew the measure of. We spent probably a hundred hours building a bed for David (a project which, truth be told, would have taken him maybe 15 hours had he done it without my inexpert help).

Of course, the basement was more than a workshop; it was somewhat of a gathering place. Julie, Tim, Arlene, and I would go down there at Christmas time to wrap presents, safe from the running feet and peeping eyes of the kids. Traditionally we’d go out shopping with the old man on Christmas Eve and come back laden with his selections, which of course he wasn’t going to wrap himself. The boys would go downstairs and sit on his lap while he twiddled radio knobs, asking questions so fast that he couldn’t finish the answer to one before the next one popped out.

Now, a year after his death, the basement is mostly empty. The woodworking tools are gone, parceled out to people with the knowledge and space to use them. The remaining radios sit silent. The workbench is mostly clean, although both the air compressor and the Zenith remain. I took the tools and supplies that I could use, knowing that as I maintain and use them that I’m preserving some small part of the things he taught me. It’s a lonely place now, and one that I avoid. I miss him terribly sometimes, but never more so when I go down those steps, past the framed pictures of Tim and I in dress blues, under the “I (heart) my truck” license plate, and into that basement: no longer mysterious, no longer even familiar.

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Heavy snoring a risk factor for carotid athersclerosis

Wow! This puts Arlene’s complaints about my snoring in a whole new light. Apparently, heavy snoring is a risk factor for carotid atherosclerosis, as measured by an Austrian research team. Better keep an eye on that (or an ear!)

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Resolved: food allergy warnings not stupid

It’s always fun to joust with my friend Bob Thompson, who is perhaps the most libertarian libertarian I know. Sadly, I think he’s flat-out wrong about food allergy warnings. I admit to being biased; my wife is gluten-intolerant and I have other relatives (and friends) who suffer from various kinds of nut allergy.

The problem with the current labeling standard is this: there is no standard. Quick: what’s the difference between “may contain”, “made in the same factory with”, and “produced on the same equipment with”? If I have three products with those labels, how can I tell which one(s) (if any) are OK to bring home? The existing US law, FALCPA, requires manufacturers to label products that contain certain allergens. Manufacturers have voluntarily been adding “may contain”-style warnings to reduce their liability– but there’s no standard for doing so, and this is resulting in a lot of needless hassle for the producers and consumers.

On the gluten-free front, there is an existing EU standard for deciding which products may be labeled as “gluten-free”, based solely on measured gluten content in the final product. The FDA is in the process of adopting it, which I think is great: it gives people a tangible indicator of whether something is safe to eat, or not, irrespective of where and how it was produced. Until then, I don’t see how standardizing on a labeling phrase could possibly be a bad thing. In fact, if I’m going to have the government spending money on regulations, better they should do it for food safety than on firearms or political contributions.

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So what’s the other 30% made of?

I’m in coach on a Delta flight from Cincinnati to Seattle. Delta recently started a new food-for-sale program called EATS. The folks over at FlyerTalk seem to like it pretty well. I had Chik-Fil-A in CVG, and I’m headed to a lunch meeting, so I didn’t want a full meal, but I did buy a Clif Mojo bar. It’s pretty good– sort of like a light pretzel with some peanut chunks. However, I’m a little disconcerted by the label, which has a blazon proclaiming “70% organic”. What does that mean? Is the other 30% inorganic? Did I just get my RDA of aluminum and silicon? Should I have only eaten the first 2/3rds of the bar and left the remaining 33% behind to make sure I didn’t eat anything unhealthy?

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Quote of the day

I don’t know who said this, but I agree with it 100%:

A veteran — whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve — is someone who, at one point in his, or her, life, wrote a blank check made payable to “The United States of America,” for an amount of “up to and including my life.”
That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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Pervasive Allstate ads

We try really hard to limit the amount of advertising that our kids see. We do this via several measures: limiting how much TV they watch, encouraging them to watch non-commercial programs, and using a TiVo to skip ads. However, in the last week, Matt and Tom have both surprised me.
First, on the way to school, Tom asked who our car insurance was with. “State Farm,” I said. “Do they give you a new car if your old one is totaled like Allstate does?” he asked.
I explained that, no, State Farm wouldn’t give us a brand-new car; they’d pay the market value (a concept he already grasps from allocating his allowance.) “You should use Allstate,” he opined, “because they’ll just give you a new car. That’s what their commercial says, anyway.”
That afternoon, Matt was eating a Nerds rope, which he likes to break into sections. He stacked up two sections of unequal length to make a bar graph, pointed at the shorter one, and firmly said “Dad, you could save money on car insurance like this if you used Allstate.”
I don’t know what Allstate is paying Dennis Haysbert, but apparently it’s money well spent.

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Toledo Blade columnists start blogging

Good news and bad news from my favorite local newspaper.

Good news: five Blade columnists have started blogs at the paper’s web site. (Thankfully, none of them are opinion columnists.)

Bad news: you can’t get RSS feeds for them. Oh sure, each page sports a little orange RSS logo, but when you click it you get this summary page. It offers some feeds, but none for the columnists. (Bonus bad news: the only comment mechanism is to e-mail the blog author.)

So, I give them a B- for their effort so far. All of the columnists had content posted before the official launch this morning, and it’s all decent intro material. The grade would be higher if I could actually subscribe to their feeds. I called Kevin Cesarz, who’s listed on the masthead as the online editor, to ask him about it, but he wasn’t in.

Update: the feed page now lists the individual columnist feeds. Yay, Blade!

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An embarrassing contrast: Lotusphere vs TechEd

Doggone it, this just isn’t fair. I was going to go to Lotusphere, but decided not to because I’m already going to Orlando twice this year for other trips.. and who’s their keynote speaker? Only the first man to walk on the moon.

The list of past speakers from Lotusphere is pretty impressive: John Cleese; Rudy Giulani, Walter Cronkite… meanwhile, at the flagship MS event, we get… Microsoft executives. Don’t get me wrong; I expect to see executives touting their products, and I appreciate Microsoft’s efforts to bring in sidekicks like Samantha Bee or Mary Lynn Rajskub to liven things up a bit. However, why couldn’t we have an interesting topical speaker? It couldn’t be that hard. Warren Buffett would probably be glad to help his friend Bill out. How about Sean Payton? Scott Adams? The possibilities are limitless.

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(Marketing) angels in action

Interesting thread over at Ed’s blog: he had a Tumi bag that died, Tumi wouldn’t replace it, and so Ed posted about his search for a replacement. Two things happened: Tumi saw his post and replaced his bag with a new one, and Briggs & Riley, the brand he was considering as a replacement, contacted him and offered to let him try one of their bags. I love to see this happen, and not because companies send me lots of stuff (I didn’t even get one of those crappy phones that Sprint was slinging around with such abandon a few months ago.)

Clearly both Tumi and Briggs & Riley “get it”; they saw a good opportunity to score some positive marketing for their products at relatively low cost. This is a smart strategy, and one which I expect to become a differentiator between savvy companies that understand how to enter into conversations with the broad community and the old school (which normally just shouts at them à la traditional advertising).

(and apologies to all my readers who saw the word “angels” and were expecting a more spiritual contribution!)

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Australia wants Java, C# programmers and CISSPs

I get some of the best stuff in my press release feeds! Today’s winner is a release from the Visa Bureau, an independent visa agency that makes its living from helping people emigrate. Anyway, the release points out that Australia has added network security, Siebel, SAP, J2EE, C#, and Java skills to the Migration Occupations in Demand List (MODL) (along with boilermakers, panel beaters, pastry cooks, and welders).

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More power adapters and other travel stuff

Turns out that I need a new (or, more precisely, different) set of power adapters for South Africa. Amazon has a set of adapters for $9.99, so I snagged a couple. Taking a tip from Devin, I’ve put all my power adapters into a big ol’ Ziploc bag so they don’t scatter at the bottom of the bag.

Last trip, I forgot the USB headset I use with Skype. This time I was going to try using my Bluetooth headset (a Netcom GN6210) with the MacBook Pro; however, after I paired the headset, I kept getting Bluetooth audio failures. The strength of the GN6210 is that it also works with my desk phone, which I use a lot more than my cell phone because I get poor reception in the basement. I could replace it (or give it to Arlene to use upstairs), but I’ll probably wait until I move up to the new attic office.

I also got a Verizon “world phone” SIM. At least in theory, this should let me take my US phone number with me when I travel, using Vodafone’s GSM network. There’s apparently no way to test that in the US because the SIM only works on Vodafone’s world-wide network. I’ll be taking my newly repaired JASJAR to use as a phone and for demos; I do one really cool Exchange ActiveSync demo where I throw the JASJAR’s screen up on the projector using SOTI PocketController.

Amazon also supplied me with a PATRIOT from Wenger Triple Gusset Rolling Case w/ Removable Tote, a fancy name for what looks like a very sturdy rolling laptop case. It will hopefully accommodate both computers and all the other crapola I need to take on extended trips; I’m a little worried because it’s way too thick to fit in the overhead compartment of CRJs, and I fly those a lot. I may end up reserving it for double-computer trips like the “Get Ready” events.

Unfortunately, I’m not packed, and I’m not even finished with the work I’m supposed to have done before I leave… guess I’ve been too busy shopping.

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Dueling real-time communications announcements

IBM struck first, with their announcement of Sametime 7.5. The new version offers support for BlackBerry, Nokia, and Windows Mobile devices, as well as Office and Outlook integration. It’ll be interesting to see how good a job IBM did of these features, given that Microsoft has set an awfully high bar with the Office 2003+Communicator+LCS 2005 stack. (one disquieting note: IBM’s SIP gateway apparently requires WebSphere. I hate it when that happens!)

Microsoft’s announcement is scheduled for a little later today. I’ll have more details on today’s announcements once the embargo’s lifted; check back here. Update: here are my notes on the MS announcement.

In the meantime, there’s an article in the New York Times by John Markoff that goes to great lengths to pooh-pooh what Microsoft’s doing (quoting Ken Bisconti and Julie Farris, along with Huntsville homeboy Mark Spencer of Digium) and talking about the complexity of a feature set that, based on the rest of the article, Markoff doesn’t quite understand yet. The article freely muddles the already-announced unified messaging support in Exchange with the stuff set to be announced today, but it does such a poor job of describing both that I felt dumber after reading it.

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“Television and your future self”

Terrific post by Barry Eisler on time management:

I’ve done 15 signings in the last two weeks, and a lot of people have asked for advice on how to write a novel. I tell them, “Don’t watch television.”

There’s a common misconception that novels get written in a mad rush over a month or two in an isolated cabin or on a mountain top. They don’t. They get written an hour or two at a time, day by day, over the course of many years (eight years, in the case of my first novel, Rain Fall).

“An hour or two at a time, day by day, over the course of many years”… well, that’s exactly how people watch television, isn’t it?

There are only 24 hours in a day, and only so many days in our lives. If you use those daily hours doing one thing, you can’t use them for something else. It’s that simple.

Now, of course, I could self-righteously puff out my chest and crow about how little television I watch… but that’s not the point. If I were to take the amount of time I spend reading other peoples’ novels, I’d certainly have time to write one (or more, given how much I read). Of course, that says nothing about the amount of time I spend doing other entertaining but ultimately non-productive things.

Interestingly, my first several computer books were all written in exactly that way: an hour or two at a time, every night after the kids were in bed. As we added more children, and as they grew, our lives changed, and so did my job; I was able to write full time, every day. Now I’m back to writing columns, articles, and so on in bits and pieces, whenever I can find time. For example, this morning I got up at 0500 and spent about two hours working on a paper. Tonight after the kids are in bed, I’ll probably work on a different paper. I guess I should start thinking seriously about whether I want to try writing long fiction (I think I do), and whether I have any interesting stories to tell (well, the jury’s out on that one.)

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