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More England

I’m on the plane, headed home after a quite successful UC Metro event. A good time was had by all 🙂

While I was in Reading, I stayed at the Hilton St. Anne’s Manor, Bracknell (which is actually in Wokingham, go figure). It’s an old manor house that has been converted to a hotel, and quite nicely at that. The hotel sits on about 25 acres of land, including both wooded and open spaces. On arrival, the desk clerk upgraded me to a room in the “Buckhurst Club” area of the hotel; apparently that’s where they put HHonors members. My room was quite nice, with a small patio that looked out onto the (grass) tennis courts. When I arrived, there were three fat rabbits outside my patio, munching happily on the lawn. However, the air conditioner didn’t work. Normally this would not have been a problem, except that the kind souls who prepared my room had turned on two halogen lamps, apparently early that morning. Between that and the fact that the room faced south, the room temperature was about 85°. I slept on top of the covers with the door open; after an undistinguished hotel breakfast the next morning, I headed out, asking the clerk to fix the air conditioner during the day. I got back to the hotel about 11pm after visiting the local mall cinema to watch Iron Man (summary: it’s made of win!), but the air conditioner wasn’t fixed. The surly night clerk sent one of the housekeeping staff to look at it, and she concluded that–sure enough– it was broken. As a result, I moved to another room, just as nicely outfitted as the first but with working air (and, thankfully, no halogen lamps). The staff quality varied pretty widely, from ignorant and surly to helpful and pleasant, but the weather and grounds made up for that. In the photo below, if you look closely you can see my laptop on the table under the umbrella… sure a lot nicer than working in some drab office somewhere.

Hilton St Anne's Bracknell patio view

Tuesday was uneventful: I got up, went to work, taught, and went back to the hotel.

Wednesday I repeated the pattern, at least until the class was over. I had intended to stay at the London Temple accomodation center, but they close the doors at 7pm. By the time my class was over, I had to catch the 5:35 train to Gatwick, which put me there right about 7pm. Instead, I booked a room at the Hilton Gatwick: the last-minute rate was cheap, and I hoped that I’d be able to easily get to the terminal in the morning. It turns out to be quite a hike from the terminal to the hotel, but then the same is true of the Sofitel, so no big deal.

The Hilton itself was quite nice– just a basic airport hotel (albeit with terrible, fuzzy TV reception). They upgraded me to the “executive floor” (ha!), with a small lounge with a nice variety of drinks and snacks. I wanted a real dinner, though, so I roamed the airport shopping area, looking for food, and found a place to have a panini while watching the UEFA Cup final. I then discovered that Marks & Spencer had a small “Simply Food” convenience store, where I bought some snacks for the boys and… drum roll… a two-pack of scotch eggs.

Let me describe the joy of scotch eggs. First, you boil an egg. Then you wrap it in minced sausage (spicy is better, of course), bread it, and deep-fry it. Delicious! Unfortunately, the custom is to eat them cold; Simply Food keeps them in the cooler, and I didn’t have any way to heat them up. However, they were still delightful. I’m glad I finally got to try them. (I also had fish and chips while in Reading, but I understand they don’t really taste right unless you eat them out of wax paper at the seashore.)

At lunch on Wednesday, I told the class attendees that this was my first visit to the UK. This sparked a lively conversation about how my expectations matched up to the reality, and what surprised me. So, in no particular order, a few thoughts:

  • Everywhere I went, I saw electricity-saving devices like speed-sensitive escalators and individual light fixtures with motion sensors. However, nowhere did I see any water-saving devices like automatic faucets. (And speaking of faucets: for some odd reason, many of the restrooms I saw lacked dividers between urinals, but had floor-to-ceiling walls on the toilet stalls… a little TMI to brighten your day!)
  • At the hotels, airports, and shops, I was surprised to see how many jobs were taken by immigrants from Eastern Europe.
  • I loved the ubiquity and ease of public transport, although it seemed rather expensive. The office park where I was teaching had a free bus that ran between the offices and the town center (where the train station is), and the train system was easy to figure out and use.
  • Shops and businesses close much earlier than I had expected. For example, there’s a large mall near Gatwick (well, it’s in Croydon), but it closes at 5pm. Hard to get much shopping done on that kind of schedule.
  • In the mall, on the train, and on the street, women tend to dress better than they do in the US. Not so much for the men, however.
  • Over and over I heard how unusual the nice weather was. That’s a bit scary.
  • I was very surprised to find out that this is not only legal but widely available in England.

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China earthquake

On the China earthquake, from a friend who manages the Chinese manufacturing and development teams at a large company:

It’s much, much worse than what you hear through western channels. Think of 80% of downtown Seattle destroyed at 3PM on a weekday. Give if you can.

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Missing Connections

I thought I’d posted on this Tuesday night, but apparently I didn’t. Anyway…
I’ve been speaking on Exchange and other topics professionally for about ten years. During that time, I’ve probably spoken at more than a hundred events, ranging from the small to the gargantuan, and I’ve only cancelled one. Tuesday afternoon, I made the really difficult decision to cancel another, my appearance at Connections. My wife has been ill for the last week or so, and I just wasn’t comfortable leaving her alone. She’s feeling somewhat better now, and three of my four sessions were covered by people who are even smarter than I am (thanks to Jim, Jüergen, and John!) so I feel better about my decision. I still hated to miss Connections, though, and I’m really looking forward to the Vegas version! My apologies to anyone who was disappointed by my absence. I hope it never happens again 🙂

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TastesLikeRealFood.com

Arlene just found an ad for a new gluten-free product supplier: TastesLikeRealFood.com. They sell several kinds of imported flours and mixes from Norway. With a name like that, no doubt their stuff is good, so we ordered the sampler to try it out.

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Nintendo: great customer experience

David managed to break his Nintendo DS Lite; he snapped off part of the headphone plug fairly deep inside the jack. I didn’t want to tackle taking it apart, and I’d heard rumors on the intertubes that Nintendo offered drop-off service. Because Nintendo customer service center. It’s conveniently located a few blocks away from Microsoft’s campus, so I took the broken DS with me and drove over there yesterday afternoon. It took less than 10 minutes for me to walk in, show the busticated DS to the friendly guy behind the counter, and get a refurb unit with a fresh 1-year warranty. David is now back in business. This is the best customer service experience I’ve ever had at a store– I wish Microsoft would take some lessons from this and apply them to the Xbox 360 service process.

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Ouch!

The boys and I went to grappling class this Saturday, for the first time in a while. It showed 🙂
Our school does grappling in an hour-long block, starting with about 20 minutes of position rounds. In these rounds, you’re not allowed to actually force your opponent to submit, and we usually use those times to practice. I was rollin’ with Jerry, who is about my height but quite a bit stronger, so I was a bit tired by the time we got done with that part of the class. Next, we do 15 minutes or so of instruction and drill; the instructor will teach a move or technique, and we’ll partner up and practice it. Missing this has hurt my performance the most, because I’ve fallen behind in my technical knowledge. This was well demonstrated when we went to the final part of the class: freestyle grappling, with submissions not only allowed but encouraged. In my first round, Adam (who’s about my build but a bit shorter) tapped me out twice. In my second round, I managed to prevent my opponent from submitting me, but that was because it was my son Tom 🙂 I hope to do better next week.

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Red Army choir sings “Sweet Home Alabama”

I didn’t post this yesterday because no one would have believed it (and I was skeptical myself). Here’s a video of a Finnish rock group, the Leningrad Cowboys, singing “Sweet Home Alabama”– accompanied by the Red Army Choir. Yes, that Red Army Choir. No word on whether the audience demanded an encore of “Free Bird“.

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Bernie Marcus is a great American

Bernie Marcus, the co-founder of Home Depot, is opening his own checkbook to help cover the cost of treatment for veterans at Atlanta’s Shepherd Spinal Center:

Marcus got involved in January after he heard of a soldier who was treated at the Shepherd Center and was improving, but faced the loss of funding. “It angered me,” said Marcus, a co-founder of Home Depot and now a billionaire philanthropist. “It is disgraceful and it is not something that we should have to tolerate in this country.”

I don’t know about you, but I plan to go spend some money at Home Depot tomorrow.

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Today’s cheerful song: “Rise Up”

I’ve been hearing Yves Larock‘s “Rise Up” on XM, and I finally found it on iTunes. It’s a very cheerful, reggae-infused song with a great bass line. The video, which features some awesome jumprope stunts (how often do you get to type that>) is on both YouTube and iTunes. DJ Paul says “check it out!”

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Hysterical BIll Gates video

Here’s what Bill Gates’ last day at Microsoft will be like.

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Song of the day: “All Right” by Jim Noir

This is a great song; I found it more or less by accident.

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12-step program for recovering Marines

You might have been wondering how Marines can re-integrate to civilian life. A friend just sent me this handy guide (which I have edited somewhat to make it more family-friendly).

  1. ADMIT you have a problem. Say “I am a Marine, I have a problem.”
  2. SPEECH
    • Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred. It is not 0530 or
      1400; it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA awful early)

    • Words like deck, rack, and “PT” will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work
      out will work better– get used to it
    • “F—” cannot be used to replace whatever word you can’t think of right
      now. Try “um” instead.
    • Grunting is not talking
    • It’s a phone, not a radio. Conversations on a phone do not end in “out”
    • People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are
      coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a
      deployment in the OCAC
  3. STYLE
    • Do not put creases in your jeans
    • Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts
    • A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest
      of the world
    • You do not have to wear a belt all the time
  4. WOMEN
    • Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6
      month marriages, even if it is your first
    • Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make
      “financial sense”, it makes you ‘SPECIAL”
  5. PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    • In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your
      job
    • How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
  6. ALCOHOL
    • In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention,
      not a “good for you”
    • That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and accidentally relieved yourself in
      your closet is not a conversation starter
    • That time you went to the combat medic school and practiced giving vodka
      IV’s will also not be a good conversation starter
  7. SPENDING HABITS
    • One day, you will have to pay bills
    • Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea
    • Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool
    • One day you will need health insurance
  8. INTERACTING WITH CIVILIANS (AKA YOU):
    • Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal
  9. REAL JOBS
    • They really can fire you
    • On the flip side you really can quit
    • Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal. Remember,
      they really can quit too
    • Taking naps at work will not be acceptable
    • Remember 9-5, not 0530 to 1800
  10. THE LAW
    • Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison
    • Your workplace, unlike your command, can’t save you and probably won’t. In
      fact, most likely you will be fired about 5 minutes after they find out
      you’ve been arrested.
    • Even McDonalds does background checks
    • Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not
      yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won
  11. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
    • You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public
    • Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it’s just pain
    • They won’t wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then
      you are, so be polite
    • Read the contracts before you sign them. Remember what happened the first time

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One of my favorite Christmas gifts: Zibra OpenIt

I was delighted to get a Zibra OpenIt for Christmas, all the more so because I’d never heard of it before. The OpenIt is basically a pair of shears where the blades are perpendicular to the handle. It works a treat for opening those stupid blister packs, plus it has a built-in utility knife for cutting other kinds of packaging. I used it heavily for our family Christmas presents, and as a result we suffered no incidences of wrap rage. Highly recommended. I’ve already ordered one for our office.

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The history of Tabasco

Wow, this is neat– NewsGator just alerted me to a book review of a book called McIlhenny’s Gold: How a Louisiana Family Built the Tabasco Empire. This sounds like my cup of tea. Or something.

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2007 Marine Corps Birthday message

Courtesy of my Marine mailing list, here’s a video of this year’s Marine Corps birthday message from Gen James Conway, Commandant of the Marine Corps.

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