I was recently forwarded what purports to be an intercepted email from J.K. Rowling to her publisher. Now that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has been released (and it’s quite good so far), Rowling has apparently decided to get a head start on book 6, the penultimate title in the seven-book series. Titles under consideration include:
- Harry Potter and the Freshmaker
- Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emission
- Harry Potter and the Quaint British Public-School Tradition of Sodomy
- Harry Potter and the Inopportune Pimple
- H. Diddy
- Harry Potter and the Weed of Wackiness
- Harry Potter and the After-School Minimum-Wage Job
I look forward to seeing the book when it’s released.
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