Real estate update

The incessant parade of minor real estate annoyances is beginning to get to me. I am torn between being thankful that we’re able to buy a home and move on one hand and, on the other, the urge to start living in a cardboard box. We’ve completed the home inspection on both houses; our repairs are (mostly) done here, but we’re waiting for the Ohio seller (oops; I almost wrote “remote end”– guess what I’ve been writing about?) to tell us what they’re going to fix. We’re also waiting to get a final closing date on our Alabama house. We’re also waiting for our mortgage lender to decide if they need blood samples, fingerprints, brain scans, or anything else. On top of that, we’re waiting for the results of the Ohio radon test, and we’re waiting for the buyer to tell us what color they want the boys’ bedroom painted, and…. I’ll stop there before I begin to hyperventilate.