Don’t make me come over there

Ooh, look, the other services are back to complaining about each other. It looks like the Daily Pundit fired the first shot by pointing to a Washington Times article in which some USAF wankers complain about the poor living conditions at the Bagram expeditionary airbase. Then people started piling on, including an Army officer and the renowned Sgt Stryker.
I was going to write a long, point-by-point rebuttal to Paul’s piece, because I think that he has single-handedly reinforced the stereotype of the USAF prima donna better than any number of Marines, sailors, or grunts could have. Saying things like “the philosophy, principles and mindset of the Air Force reflects the character of its mission and how it performs that mission” — in other words, that the precious and highly intelligent USAF needs those hot showers and ice cream to get the job done– is insulting to the blue suiters. I’ll leave aside all his bologna about how the Army (and, I guess, the Corps, although so far no one’s brought them up in this discussion) are a bunch of knuckle-draggers who are too brainwashed to complain, because I think that does them an equal disservice.
It didn’t help that I just got done reading Mark Bowden’s piece in this month’s Atlantic; reading his description of the living quarters, ice cream, porno movies, and gym facilities available to the the pilots flying over Afghanistan, it’s hard to imagine that the TACPs that Paul is so (justly) proud of are happy about their own crappy accomodations.

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Firewall = ouch

So, I thought I’d set up an ISA Server firewall. While I already have two other firewalls on other network segments, ISA allows you to make Exchange available with good security. So, I built a standalone machine and put ISA Server on it. So far, I’ve spent two days with no luck. It looks like I have to do all of the following:

  1. Install the Secure NAT client on the Exchange server. I don’t want to do this, becuase I don’t like installing anything on the Exchange server. However, it appears to be necessary to make Exchange publish-able.
  2. Get a new SSL certificate for the ISA server. Of course, since I tore down my internal CA a month or so ago, that means I have to either set it up again (a pain) or buy an external certificate (a bigger pain).
  3. Go buy Tom Shinder’s book. I probably should have done this already.

So, that’s what I’m going to be doing, probably for the rest of this week, unless I get a better offer. Right now, Halo is looking pretty inviting. (At least I set up a new blog for e2ksecurity.com, which will be visible as soon as the DNS gods feel like it.)

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Getting SUVs off the road

Here’s a unique idea: commercials designed to convince people not to buy or drive SUVs. I already sent a donation.

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Photos galore

I now have a working photo gallery up; the first album contains pictures from Debbie & Chris’ wedding. The color scheme and formatting don’t match these pages, and they won’t for a while. (Arlene has some great pictures that I have to scan and post, too.)

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Serves ’em right

According to the WaPo, this was the lowest-rated World Series ever:

The seven-game series between the Anaheim Angels and San Francisco Giants suffered a 24 percent drop from the 2001 Series, when the Arizona Diamondbacks won in seven games over the New York Yankees. This year’s 11.9 average rating represented a 4 percent drop from the previous lowest-rated Series, the Yankees’ five-game victory over the New York Mets in 2000.

I say, good. Major League Baseball, as currently practiced, is an abomination. The players, by and large, don’t seem to care about The Game; they care about The Paycheck. The owners are greedy even by contemporary American standards, and the league management… well, this says it all. Maybe it’s because I didn’t watch baseball growing up (South Louisiana is football territory), but if I never saw another major-league game it would be OK with me. I’d rather go watch minor-league teams like the Mud Hens or the Stars: the players play harder, and they evidence joy and respect for the game in a way that most major leaguers haven’t for some time now.

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My son the author

David brought home his first published story this week, written with his pal John in the computer lab at his school.

John and David were 18 when this happened. We were dating vampire women. At first they fooled us both, but at the dance they still fooled David but John was not fooled. David got bitten by one of them and John socked him in the face.

Wow. A real chip off the old block. I wonder if I can incorporate vampire women and fisticuffs in my next book.

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The Great Wedding of 2002, part 2

So, I arrived at the Sacramento airport to meet Arlene’s flight. I got there about two hours early; my intent was to find a quiet place to work, eat lunch, finish a chapter, and send it to my editors before she got there. Mistake #1: there aren’t anyquiet places at SMF, which appears to be a major Southwest operation. I mean, no one expects airports to be as quiet as libraries, but these folks were noisy. Mistake #2: there’s no food on the terminal side at the airport– all of the restaurants are past the security checkpoint. Mistake #3: there’s no good way to connect to the Internet at the whole airport. No wireless, no LAN ports, few working pay phone data ports– not my favorite.
I did manage to finish the chapter, and when Arlene’s flight arrived (about 1:20, 20min late, thankyouverymuch) we went to get her bags. Unfortunately, only one arrived– it seems the fine folks in Toledo forgot to load it, and it had been routed Toledo-Cincinnati-Salt Lake City-Sacramento. It was slated to arrive at the airport at 4pm, and we were supposed to be at the wedding rehearsal at 4:30– two hours away. We hopped in our rental Fedmobile and set out for Murphys (named after two brothers who struck it rich selling supplies to gold-seekers).

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Mark your calendars

The new season of Fox’s 24 starts on October 29th. As a bonus, there won’t be any commercials (of course, since I usually TiVo it, this is nothing new). It does raise an interesting question, though: since the show ostensibly takes place in real time, the writers are used to using the occasional 5-minute commercial break to let something (like part of a car trip) happen off-camera. Now they have an extra 16 minutes to fill. I can’t wait!

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Speakeasy’s at it again

Attention, John! Speakeasy has renewed their free Xbox or PS2 offer: buy residential DSL service from them, get a brand-new, free console from EBgames. Disclaimer: My free Xbox is still in its box because I’m trying not to fall behind on the book.

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The Great Wedding of 2002, part 1

or, how Paul and Arlene went to a bunch of new places, met interesting people, and ate good food.
So, my bud Chris finally decided to get married. (Well, all right; “finally” has some unfairly loaded implications, so strike that from the record). Fortunately for us, his wedding was the Saturday after MEC, and I was already going to be in the neighborhood. Accordingly, I planned to fly from Anaheim to Sacramento, and we arranged for Arlene to meet me there on Friday afternoon.
First, I had to get there. I arrived at the John Wayne International Airport (great name, huh?) and checked in for my United (motto: “At least we’re not Northwest!”) flight.
The last time I flew United was during their infamous “Summer of Hell“, and so I wasn’t looking forward to the flight delay I fully expected.

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A little learning is a dangerous thing..

However, a little natural gas in the fireplace is a helluva lot more dangerous.
I decided to test our gas fireplace to make sure it worked properly. I opened the damper, checked it for instructions, cranked the gas valve halfway open, stuck the piezoelectric igniter under the andirons, and pulled the trigger. Whoomp! A big ol’ fireball came out, neatly depliating my right hand and scaring the fool out of me. There’s still a noticeable aura of burned hair around me. On the positive side, David (who was watching) is a lot more respectful of the fireplace now.

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MEC update #4: wrapup

Wednesday and Thursday were busy days too. Wednesday morning I did my session on best practices for migrating to Office XP. It was moderately well-attended, but posted good numbers (7.6/9.0, my best session overall). A surprising number of people are still using Office 97, which to me makes sense only if you can’t afford better hardware. My own productivity is measurably higher with Office XP, based on just two features: the Send To collaboration features and the offline improvements in Outlook. I’m really excited about seeing the betas of Office 11, which promise improvements in the collaboration and disconnected-from-server environments.
In the afternoon, John & I went pistol shooting with Pierre Bijaou and Kieran McCorry of HP and Jerry Cochran of Microsoft. We had a great time, even though we could only stay on station for a short while. Pierre shot a little better than Kieran did, but they were both shooting respectable groups (Pierre with a Beretta .40S&W, Kieran with a 9mm Glock) by the time we left. Next year in Dallas, watch out!
Wednesday night was the Windows & .NET Magazine editorial dinner. What a great group of people! I met Darren Mar-Elia for the first time and got to spend some quality time talking with Kim Paulsen, the new publisher. These folks are serious about making a great magazine that gives their readers the information they want, but they’re serious about doing it in a fun and lighthearted way.
Thursday was my storage management session, largely a repeat from last year. It was well-attended, and it got good evals, but it ran long (just like last year), so I missed most of the panel discussion I was supposed to attend. I had a meeting with some interesting hardware people, then it was time to head to the airport for my flight to Sacramento. That trip (and the associated wedding) was so cool that it deserves its own trip report, coming soon.

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MEC update #3

Busy day yesterday. John & I met in the speakers’ lounge for a delicious convention center breakfast. We fell in to a conversation about WLANs with Spyros Sakellariadisand Nick Cavalancia, two opinionated and knowledgeable guys.
My first session, “Big Security for Small Exchange Sites”, was well-attended. Many of the attendees, however, came from large Exchange sites, so I was a little nonplussed. My eval numbers were good, although the high sessions are doing no better than about 7.4 or so on a scale of 1-9. This is a bit unusual; the high sessions for last year’s MEC were in the 8.5 range. Of course, Steve Riley and Jerry Honeycutt, two of the MEC’s perennial stars, haven’t presented yet.
After the session, I had a pleasant lunch with Sue Mosher and Randy Bryne, where they mostly talked about incomprehensible Outlook stuff. Then I went to the show floor, where I spent more time in the security ghetto talking to anti-spam and content filtering product vendors. I’m impressed with Nemx’s PowerToolsproduct and IMLogic’s suite of instant-messaging logging/reporting/auditing tools.
Session #2, “Exchange Security Secrets”, was packed– they had to turn people away at the door. My energy level was a little higher for this session, and I spent about two hours shoehorning in new content right before the session, but disappointingly my numbers were slightly lower than the first session. Such is life. (In an entertaining twist, the database that’s supposed to give the speakers access to the attendees’ comments on sessions is scrambled– my comments page has comments about at least three other sessions, including two that got panned pretty badly. A little schadenfreude never hurts…)
I went to the big product show-floor reception and alternated between checking out booths I hadn’t been to and staying near the Windows & .NET booth, where people asked me some interesting and flavorful questions about SANs, ISA Server, and a variety of other stuff. I’d finally had enough about 8:30, so I went back to the hotel and met John for a late dinner– a giant banana split.

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MEC update #2

For a conference focused on connectivity, it’s been hard to come by. Last night and this morning, the in-room Internet at the hotel has been down, and my desktop phone was broken to boot.
Yesterday afternoon, John and I went over to the convention center so I could register and pick up my AT&T phone. The phone had sporadic trouble connecting to AT&T’s GPRS service, but we got that fixed. My initial experience with it has been good, although I’m a little disappointed at how few web sites have layouts that are usable on PocketPCs– I thought given MS’ mad market share push that more sites would be trying. I’m now equipped with two phones, two MEC speaker shirts, and a variety of tchotkes from the product hall. More to follow!
There are some interesting products on display on the show floor. All of the security products are conveniently grouped into a security ghetto, which makes finding them easy. Authenex has an cool USB token that allows two-factor authentication with ISA Server. CipherTrust is here with their IronMail device, and FaceTime has their IM security products out too.
As a bonus, I had a good talk with one of the reps from Groove. He explained away some of the gripes I’ve been having and demonstrated a few features that I didn’t know Groove had.
After my two session rehearsals, I went to the reception sponsored by the fine folks at Simpler-Webb. I saw lots of people I know, and met some I didn’t– a very congenial group! Today’s agenda involves breakfast (eventually, when the restaurant opens); the first session (for me, anyway; I never bother with the keynotes) is at 1300 PDT. Y’all are all welcome to call my AT&T phone at 714-306 7913.

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MEC update #1

I was going to write regular MEC updates and post them here, so I included a link to this site from this week’s UPDATE newsletter. Unfortunately, Penton’s editorial policy doesn’t allow links to outside sites. I guess they were afraid I’d link to a weird cult page or something. So, I’m still going to post updates, but they’ll only be here. Tell your friends! (Don’t forget to check out the book cover, too.)

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