Paul to OfficeMax: drop dead

Here’s my sad OfficeMax story.

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My head hurts

So, I’m shopping for an HDTV. This makes working with Oracle seem pleasant by comparison. My only golden specification is size: the unit must be less than 39″ wide so it’ll fit in the new entertainment center. I’ve just about decided on a 34″ widescreen 16:9 unit, because Toledo is fortunate to have over-the-air broadcast HDTV signals for ABC, CBS, and NBC (plus PBS and Fox out of Detroit). That means that I only have, oh, 50 sets to choose from. These follow a typical bell curve: a few units are too underfeatured, a few have everything I want, and the majority fall in the middle somewhere. The only set that has all the features I want is way too expensive. Not to mention the cost of upgrading my satellite hardware and adding an over-the-air HD receiver. Maybe I should wait. On the other hand, the prospect of seeing hockey games, Alias, and Splinter Cell in HD is awfully tempting. Mmmm… gadgets….

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Self-defense

Gedankenexperiment: say I see someone walking down the street in my neighborhood, randomly firing shots into houses and vehicles as he goes. I kill him. Have I committed murder, or have I defended my family? Discuss.
Oh, and I’m afraid the news that 43 American cities have passed anti-war resolutions doesn’t cut a lot of ice with me, especially after reviewing the list of cities. You are no doubt aware that what gets passed by the city council doesn’t necessarily reflect the sentiment of the city’s residents (excepting, of course, places like nuclear-free Berkeley and Ann Arbor.)

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Mr. Rogers

The Preacher is right on with this one.

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Uh oh

I fear that I will soon lose all my readers to my more erudite (and, graphically speaking, much more talented) sister.

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Neither hide nor hair

MS Press has generally been quite competent and pleasant to work with, but I’m not very happy with them right now. My book is due to be on shelves in 9 days (2/5, baby!), but do you think it’s mentioned on their web site? Noooo, of course not. There’s no “Robichaux” in the author list, and searching for “secure” turns up three books, none of which are mine. My original editor is out on parental leave, but his replacement has promised to investigate.
Why should you care? Well, until they get the MS Press page for the book up, I have no sample chapters to post here. That means you have two choices: be a trusting soul and buy the book sight unseen, or wait for the samples. Personally, I prefer the first option, but I realize that not everyone likes to buy on faith alone. I’ll have the samples up this week, even if I have to make them myself.

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Happy Australia Day

I’ve had a big soft spot for Australia since my visit there in 2000. Accordingly, let me wish all of my friends Down Under a happy Australia Day! (To celebrate, I was going to post my 2000 travel blog here, but it’s all HTML and will take a while to MT-ify.)

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“Keep it secret, stupid”

Lots of people subscribe to the idea that keeping security vulnerabilities secret is the best way to deal with them. Dr. Matt Blaze, an eminent cryptography and security researcher, had a few thoughts on that the he shared with Dave Farber’s Interesting-People list. I post it here as a cautionary tale.

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Rummy on the loose

Loved this Washington Post story: Rumsfeld Remarks Upset France, Germany. Apparently Germany and France are angry at being labeled “old Europe”. From the story:

When asked in Washington on Wednesday about growing European opposition to war with Iraq, Rumsfeld replied, “You’re thinking of Europe as Germany and France. I don’t.” He added: “I think that’s old Europe. If you look at the entire NATO Europe today, the center of gravity is shifting to the east. And there are a lot of new members.”

Naturally, the French and Germans are angry. In fact, the French ecology minister almost used a bad word on the radio! Good heavens; we can’t have the ecology minister getting upset. I mean, look at all the power the US EPA wields when it comes to war planning and diplomatic negotiation. Nope, wouldn’t do to have them mad at you.
In fact, I’ll take it a step further: Schröder’s statement that the Iraqis should be disarmed by “peaceful means” (and Chirac’s agreement with it) is just what you’d expect from the two countries who sold Iraq most of the banned stuff they’re not supposed to have– not to mention two of the countries who have the most to gain if economic sanctions against Iraq are lifted.

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To a jarhead, redux

I already sent a letter to the boys of Co F 2/23, but I don’t want to neglect anyone. Accordingly: Cpl Blondie, Godspeed and Semper Fi.

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Gunfighting, Marine style

From my pal Todd, a former Army Special Forces officer.
Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

  1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your
    friends who have guns.

  2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is
    expensive

  3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
  4. If your shooting stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough
    nor using cover correctly.

  5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and
    diagonal movement are preferred.)

  6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a
    friend with a long gun.

  7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
    tactics. They will only remember who lived.

  8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and
    running.

  9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more
    dependent on “pucker factor” than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

  10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
  11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
  12. Have a plan.
  13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won’t work.
  14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
  15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
  16. Don’t drop your guard.
  17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
  18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your
    hands where I can see them.

  19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
  20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
  21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
  22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
  23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
  24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not
    start with a “4.”

Navy Rules for Gun Fighting

  1. Go to sea.
  2. Send the Marines.
  3. Drink coffee
  4. Watch the action on CNN

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Pretty fly…

Here’s a great user interface. One wonders how it could be productively applied to computers.

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GeoURL

This is neat: a site that allows you to register the GPS coordinates of your web server so you can locate other nearby sites. Try it by clicking:

Followup: I discovered my evil twin, a fellow Mac lover who’s actually (shudder) an Oracle DBA, just up the road in Detroit. Of course, since he and I both left out the minus sign in our longitude tag, we both show up in Southwest Asia. Guess I’d better fix that (my companion site is correct, so it has many more neighbors).

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Women and computing

So, I got this in my mailbox from my alma mater‘s College of Computing, announcing a lecture in their Distinguished Lecture Series:

Starting in 1995, Allan Fisher and Jane Margolis engaged in an interdisciplinary program of research and action in response to this situation. The research effort has been to understand male and female students’ engagement with computer science. The action component’s goal aims to devise changes to encourage the broadest possible participation in the computing enterprise. In part as a result of those efforts, the entering enrollment of women in the undergraduate Computer Science program at Carnegie Mellon rose from 7 percent in 1995 to 42 percent in 2000. Fisher and Margolis report on their experience in their recently released book, Unlocking the Clubhouse: Women in Computing.

A cynical person might ask why this research is interesting or useful. After all, as far as I can tell no one is forcing college-age women to avoid their local computer science departments. (One Amazon reviewer said this book attempts to answer the question “why don’t people spend their lives the way I think they should?”)

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What WinXP SP1 does when you’re not looking

Microsoft has released a terrific new white paper:

This white paper provides information about the communication that flows between components in Windows XP Professional Service Pack 1 (SP1) and sites on the Internet, and how to limit, control, or prevent that communication in an organization with many users.

In other words, this paper debunks the FUD surrounding XP’s communications with the Internet by explaining when XP connects, why, and what it sends or receives. Highly recommended.

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