Cue ominous music

So, last night Arlene got a phone call from the stake executive secretary, asking if the two of us could meet with the stake president next Sunday. This is enough to strike fear into the hearts of the most valiant. Why? First, a brief explanation: an LDS stake is more or less equivalent to a Catholic diocese: it’s a collection of wards (each equivalent to a parish or congregation). When you’re asked to meet with a member of the stake presidency, it’s usually because:

  • Your temple recommend needs renewal. In this case, you call them, not the other way around, and mine’s good until September. So much for the easy reason.
  • They want you to speak during a stake event. Since our stake conference is next Sunday, that’s not it. Besides, they wouldn’t need both of us for that.
  • One of us is in trouble. David’s first reaction, in fact, was to ask “What did you do?” We couldn’t think of any reason either of us would be called on the carpet, so that’s probably not it.
  • One of us is getting a new job. Remember, all of the leadership positions in the LDS church are filled from the membership: our stake president works at Owens Corning; one of his counselors is retired, and the other’s a farmer. To understand why the stake is involved, you’d have to understand all the ins and outs of how callings work, which I certainly don’t. Some callings at the ward level are actually the stake’s responsibility; others are handled by the ward bishopric, except for some (like some callings in the elders’ quorum) that aren’t. For example, the bishop and his two counselors are called by the stake to serve in a particular ward, but the EQ secretary is called by the elders’ quorum president. This is a strong possibility.
  • There’s some sort of temporary assignment. For example, last year Arlene was asked to help organize and run the annual stake young women’s camp, so the stake called her (although I vaguely remember that it was someone from the stake young women’s presidency that called her.)

Further complicating the reading of these particular tea leaves omens is this: most stake callings are handled by members of the stake high council. These men serve more or less as ambassadors of the stake president; since there’s only one of him (three if you include his counselors), and there are twelve or more wards in a stake, without the high council there wouldn’t be enough stake-ness to go around for every occasion requiring the stake’s involvement (including calling or releasing most ward-level positions).
And one final complication: the only time I’ve ever heard of the stake presidency wanting to see both spouses when one is called is when the calling requires an unusual amount of time or effort and the prez wants to ensure that both spouses are willing to work together on whatever-it-is. That makes me think that one of us is about to be under new management, so to speak. Tune in next week for more details.

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The Game

Wow. The Game:

It’s 4am. In the past twenty hours you’ve done everything you could ever have imagined – assassinated terrorists, climbed mountains, broken the land-speed record for a mini-van, been scared out of your wits, agonized over the inadequate size of your cranium, rescued hostages, jumped for joy, and told your best friend off. Everything but sleep. You won’t get to do that for at least another 8 hours.
How did you get here? To this abandoned house on the side of a road it seems no one has driven down in years. To the back of the house where you find a long dried-up well containing a pair of fuzzy dice and three packs of matches. To the point where you decide this is just a cruel trick with no solution. (You haven’t yet discovered that the dice are rigged to roll only sevens and the match tips are colored in a pattern suspiciously similar to the carpet at the Bellagio Resort.)
How did you get here? It’s all part of The Game.

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Vonage first impressions

I finally got my Vonage kit the other day, so I installed it and started using it. My first impression: wow! Setup was very easy, and the web-based interface works well, making it easy to see call details and change settings. I have a two-line desk phone, so I unplugged my business line (which forwards to my cell) to use the Vonage adapter instead. Call quality has been quite good, with an occasional pop or crackle. Because I have an integrated DSL modem/router, I can’t install the Vonage box as the first “upstream” device. Doing so allows the box to do quality-of-service metering to reserve enough bandwidth for phone calls. I’ll have to live with it. On the other hand, I love having a Redmond phone number, and the money we’ll save from having calls between me and people in Redmond will quickly outweigh the $15/month. So, call me (425/818-0484), and let me know if you’re interested in signing up for Vonage– if I refer you, we each get a free month of service.

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Fossil repair experience: four stars

I sent my Fossil Abacus watch in to get the fix for its worrisome susceptibility to static. I mailed it via Priority Mail on 2/23, and I got it back a week later– not bad, considering that it had to be mailed out and UPS Ground-ed back. I apparently got a new watch, since I had to re-register it. The little nicks and scratches on the old watch were gone. An overnight charge and I was back in business! (Except for one minor nit: I got a bunch of stale news flashes from 2/17, 2/18, and 2/20). I’m impressed with how fast and easy the return & repair process was, especially for a $129 piece of consumer electronics. For most gadgets in that price range, it’d probably be easier to just get a new one from Best Buy than to jump through the manufacturer’s hoops.

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A real squeaker

According to the Wood County board of elections, Mark Wasylyshyn won the Republican primary for Wood County sheriff… by a whopping 55 votes, or about 0.5% of the total votes cast. Individual votes really do count. Congratulations, Mark!

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Xbox Live as a business tool

After seeing Scoble point it out, I found this very cool article at Jeff Sandquist’s blog. Imagine playing golf with a bunch of MS and vendor folks… on the Xbox. What a great idea! (Personally, I’m waiting for a similar group to play a game I actually can compete at, but that’s a minor quibble.)

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Don’t forget to vote!

I voted this morning. You should too.

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Preventing meeting interruptions

This is an extremely cool feature of the Motorola MPx-200:

The Automatic profile switches between the Normal profile and the Meeting profile when the calendar indicates that the current time is busy.

In other words: your phone will automatically know not to ring during a meeting! How cool is that?

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HDTV options in Toledo

At last night’s party, a few folks were asking about HDTV in this area. They were a mix of satellite and cable subscribers, some with TiVos and some without. I thought I’d write up a summary to cover the bases, since I didn’t want to bore them all with the details during the party.
So, if you want HDTV in Toledo, here are your choices.

  • Get it with an antenna. The local ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox stations (along with WBGU-PBS) all broadcast HD programming at least part of the time. With a tuner like the Samsung SIR-T151 (or the newer SIR-T351, which adds DVI output) and an appropriate antenna, you can get this programming for free. Total cost: $200-400 for the tuner, $50-300 for the antenna. With this approach, as long as you get an adequate signal, picture and sound quality are excellent. You don’t get any premium channels like ESPN or HBO. This is what I currently do, and I’m putting up a better antenna this week– my little indoor unit doesn’t cut it.
  • Get it on cable. Buckeye Cable has HD service. For $10/month, you can rent the box (I think they’re still using the Motorola DCT-5100); $4/month gets you the two local networks they carry– CBS and Fox. Another $11/month nets you Discovery HD, Mark Cuban’s two HDNet channels, and ESPN-HD. I had their service and liked it, but the lack of ABC was a deal-breaker. However, Buckeye does throw in HBO-HD and Showtime-HD if you subscribe to them already.
  • Go orbital. Dish and DirecTV both offer satellite HD feeds. They have almost identical channel lineups: Discovery HD, ESPN-HD, HDNet and HDNet Movies, and InHD. Both services offer CBS-HD, but we can’t get it in this area because WTOL isn’t owned by the network. Prices vary; for existing Dish customers, you can get an 811 HD receiver for around $150, then you pay another $10/month for the HD content. However, the 811 has tons of bugs in it. Some of them are minor annoyances; others, like the notorious dark picture bug, are more serious. I’d avoid them until they get the bugs fixed. DirecTV has a $99 deal for existing subscribers, and their receivers work fine. Not all of them have DVI out, so if you want to use a projector or TV via DVI, make sure you pay attention to what you’re getting.
  • VOOM. There’s a new HD provider: VOOM Stupid name, cool idea. They offer an integrated satellite and over-the-air tuner that picks up locals and their HD channels. Besides ESPN, Discovery, et al, they also have about 15 original channels (a cartoon channel, a couple of movie channels, and so on) that are all HD. Plus, they throw in some standard-definition channels like CNN. Two problems: they’re expensive (MSRP of $749, although there are various rebates that push the price closer to $400), and they don’t carry the same range of channels that Buckeye, Dish, or DirecTV do. Most particularly for us, they don’t carry BYU-TV, which guarantees that I won’t replace my existing satellite service. (Augment, maybe, but not replace).

For TiVo lovers, the picture is complicated by the fact that existing TiVos don’t record HD, and that the only TiVo that will is a) also a DirecTV receiver and b) not actually shipping yet. Dish has an HD PVR, the 921, and VOOM has promised one for later in the year, but I want the genuine article. I don’t watch that much HDTV because I’m no longer willing to set my schedule around when programs are on TV; it’s really hard to go back once you’ve used a TiVo for a while. So, Garrett, if you want HD and TiVo, you need a new unit. You can always add a second box with HMO and copy shows from box to box, though; that way Tiffany can have her “reality TiVo” and you can have your own.
As for me, I think I’m going to take DirecTV up on their $99 offer for one DirecTiVo and two regular receivers. I’ll put a receiver in my office, one TiVo in the bedroom, and one in the living room, and keep my OTA receiver. Iif I can wire it right, I might be able to put our existing TiVo in the basement and feed its signal to a couple of places; that way, we can distribute programs between boxes without a lot of hassle. When the HD-TiVo ships, I may or may not buy one, depending on how stable it is at first release. These guys can experiment, and I’ll wait to see what they find out; when I do get one, I’ll sell my OTA box since the HD-TiVo has a dual ATSC tuner in it too.

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You oughta go see the Mardi Gras

Y’all might not be aware that Mormons, who don’t observe Lent, do observe Mardi Gras. Last night we had a big ol’ Mardi Gras party / surprise birthday bash. Arlene and I had been kicking around the idea of a large party for a few months, even though we’re not really big entertainers. We decided on Mardi Gras as an appropriate occasion and started laying in supplies. Zatarain’s and Tony‘s were prominently featured, along with a large bag of decorations and beads that Betty brought up when she came to babysit for our trip to Seattle earlier this year. Arlene spent all week in front of the stove, and Mom pitched in to help with the decorating, provisioning, and general preparation.
All I did was hang a few beads and boil 4 pounds of shrimp using an ancient family recipe (involving, of course, chemical weapons like this). Arlene made gumbo, red beans and rice, jambalaya, crawfish étouffée, and assorted fixings (salad, French bread). Everyone ate hugely, and we had a wonderful time– I have pictures to prove it. The highlight of the evening was Matt’s emergence from the basement (where he’d been lured by our bishop on the pretext of talking to him privately), at which point we all had our party hats on and the candles in the ice cream cake lit. Big fun! (Now, of course, Arlene’s out of town, so I have a whole house full of Mardi Gras decorations to take down and store.)

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A man’s home is his castle

Except in Devin‘s case, where his castle is his castle. I sure hope my sons don’t see these pictures, or I’m doomed to several hours of cardboard assembly. Worse still, if they see these shots of an elaborate Lego Star Wars diorama, I’ll never hear the end of it.

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TiVo to stream XM

According to this press release, TiVo will be offering an extension to their Home Media Option (HMO) service that allows you to stream XM Radio from an XM PCR, through your Tivo, over the network. This is cool, except that I probably won’t have HMO when this feature releases: it doesn’t run on my old faithful series-1 TiVo, and there’s no HMO available for the DirecTiVo boxes (including the HD-TiVo, now only a month from release). Drat.

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Hard Rain (Eisler)

I saw this book before its predecessor, and it looked intriguing enough that I wanted to read them in sequence– I’m glad I did. Like Rain Fall, Hard Rain features the half-Japanese, half-American John Rain, a Vietnam veteran turned assassin-for-hire. As the novel opens, Rain is trying to determine what to do after having his identity– and career– exposed to the Japanese equivalent of the FBI and the CIA. Before he can get out of town, he’s compelled to infiltrate a school for training assassins run, more or less, by an opposition political party. Mayhem ensues. All die. (Well, not all, but most). As with the first book, Rain is a somewhat unlikely protagonist: he is exceptionally ruthless, but that ruthlessness (which in a lesser book would be slathered with smart-mouth quips at every opportunity; cf. Robert Parker) is tempered by Eisler’s ability to show us Rain as a human who loves jazz, knows where all the good whisky bars in Tokyo are, and can recognize the possibility of changing his life for the better. The descriptions of Tokyo are again outstanding, as are the descriptions of Rain’s many fights with various mobsters, killers, and assorted undesirables. The book ends on an uncertain, yet hopeful, note that’s left me eager to read the next installment. (The first chapter’s posted at Eisler’s web site, too). I’m inclined to like it even better since Eisler dropped by here the other day 🙂

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Vonage on the way

I just signed up for Vonage‘s voice-over-IP service. Why? For $15 a month, I am now a local call to Redmond; I spend more than that on combined cell airtime and long distance service (not to mention the cost of having coworkers call me). Until I get the little box they use to do the VoIP conversion, I have my new number forwarded to my cell phone, but in a week or so I should be live. (And no, Mossberg’s favorable column had nothing to do with it!)

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Another cool Mac-themed blog

Rick Schaut, one of the developers in Microsoft’s Mac Business Unit, has a blog.

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