Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Make ready the TiVo! In honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day (19 September!), I’m happy to report that ABC’s “Wife Swap” is doing a special pirate-themed episode the day before. Normally I avoid reality TV like the black spot, but I’ll make an exception in this case.

So, do you think they will appreciate me talking like a pirate in Dubai? 🙂
It’s certainly worth a try.