Got an email today from Symantec touting their new “Symantec Disaster Recovery Strategies” conference. It’s in Cancun, in October. The email says:
Learn from the experts who best know VERITAS technology, while enjoying beautiful Cancun! It’s the perfect combination of work and play.
Training sessions run from 8:00 to noon; the rest of the day is free to “meet in small discussion groups, meet one on one with the instructor, or absorb what you have learned while relaxing by the pool.” Now this is the kind of conference I could get into! I mean, TechEd and Exchange Connections are draining because there’s so much, y’know, work stuff going on. It’s hard! Thank goodness Symantec is going to help out by dialing back the pace a bit.
I thought of making fun of their list of covered topics by adding “Hangover Recovery Planning”, “High Golf Availability Design”, and “Maximizing Your Return on Bikini Watching”, but that would just be unfair– people might think I’m bitter at not being asked to speak 🙂
[ personal to Devin: no, you can’t go. ]

My kilt is too sexy for Cancun, anyway.