Blair’s newest hot sauce

From the makers of Death Rain potato chips comes a new terror: Blair’s 16 Million Reserve, named after its score on the Scoville scale of hotness. The new extract (the maker is careful to say it’s not a sauce or an ingredient) is pure capsacin. To put things in perspective, 16 Million Reserve is approximately three times hotter than police pepper spray and approximately 177 times hotter than Dave’s Insanity Sauce. Ordinary Tabasco? It only hits around 5000 on the Scoville scale.