This is how I know that Real Live Preacher is a real published writer: his first book hit the shelves, and now he’s wondering…
Writing is nice and all, but it’s no shop-vac, if you know what I mean.
If you think about it, I wrote some words and traded them for a shop-vac. Is this allowed? Did the guy who pays $200 for an essay and I do something wrong or immoral? Would we want to live in a world where that kind of behavior is commonplace?
How can writing be compared to something real, like a shop-vac?
Other than the fact that they both suck at times. Bada-Boom, Thank you. I’ll be here till Thursday!
