From my friend Pete, a microbiologist who works in the test lab of a nutritional-supplement company:
We just got in a customer complaint for us to test in the lab. I just wanted to share.
Explanation or Description: Customer complains that the product made him/her “into a Zombie”. Please assay for any “zombifying” characteristics, including GABA potency, organoleptic inconsistencies, and micro contamination.
