Spiritual baseball

So last night I was explaining to Arlene that I was planning on watching the Sox-Yankees game tonight. “Why?” she said. “I hate the Yankees,” I replied, “and, besides, as a Mormon it’s my job.” She was a little nonplussed, so I quoted Mosiah 18:9 to her. Now, hopefully my comforting won’t be necessary as the Sox send the hated infidels back to NYC, but just in case…